Friday, December 16, 2011

DIY: Colored Play Rice

Like almost everything else I do, or know how to do, this comes from waaaaay back when I was a ittle kid.

When my younger brother was learning to walk, he burned his hands. Severely.  He was toddling along, and started to fall, when he grabbed one of our old-fashioned radiators. It left the palms of his hands completely covered in blisters, and I think this is probably the only time I have ever seen my mother in abject terror, and probably the first (& only time) I didn't ask "Why?" before doing as she told me to do. After we got him to the hospital, he spent 3 weeks in the burn unit. The doctor's weren't sure if he'd have full use of his hands from the scarring, so we were given activities to do with him to help stretch the skin, and improve his fine motor skills. He basically had to re-learn how to use his hands.

One of the things was playing in rice. Pick it up, scoop it, squish it, spread it out, etc.

My mom also discovered that she couldn't keep my hands out of it, either. It was permanently added to mom's arsenal of rainy day things to do.
Such a simple, yet amusing thing, and best of all, dirt cheap.

The one problem with play rice is... It looks like regular rice. And once my dad tried to cook it. Only when he saw all the fuzzies, cracker bits, floor pepper, etc, float to the surface, did he realize his mistake.

So I have a fix for that, which is pretty simple... Color some of the rice. Which also comes from my mom, although she never did it. I adapted her colored toasted coconut recipe for using with rice.

What you need:
A big ol' bag of cheap, white rice.
Some type of food coloring- drops, paste, gel, or Kool-Aid packets.
13x9 cake pan, lined with tinfoil. If you want to do 2 colors at once, use 2 small pans, or divide the pan with tinfoil.
Glass or stainless steel bowl
Soup or tablespoon
Slightly warm tap water
Oven preheated to 350

Paste, gel, or Kool-Aid: Take your bowl, put about 1-2 tbs of water in it, and mix in the food coloring/K.A. until it's dissolved. Pour in about a cup of rice, mix until covered. If there are puddles of color at the bottom, add more rice. You want the rice to look glossy, but not have a lot of extra water.
If using liquid color: Put the rice in the bowl first, then drip and mix until the rice is covered.
(will try to add pictures the next time I do these steps... Doh!)

Spread the rice out into your baking pan, it doesn't have to be perfect.
Pop it into the oven for 2-3 minutes.
Remove from oven, and stir. The rice should be mostly dry already, try to get any rice that has stuck to the tinfoil off, and crush up any clumps.
Shove it back in there for another 2 minutes, then repeat the stirring.
The rice should now be dry, if you didn't put too much water.
If it's still wet, put it back in, and stir at 1 minute (or less) intervals. Watch it like a hawk, seriously! It will start becoming brown lightning quick once it's fully dry. Let it cool, and mix it with your white rice.
You can also layer it in jars, and make it pretty for an easy gift! (see below)

Finished results:



The pink & blue rice was made using Wilton paste colors, Christmas Red & Sky Blue. Yeah, it looks orange, but that's my camera. It's actually hot pink. I was not impressed, so I tried something else to get red...

Older siblings will also like it....


Watch out for this position, though, it means you're going to have a roomfull of rice in 3...2...1...

Gifting: Layer your colors with white rice in a way that is pleasing to you... Very simple. The ones with the wavy lines was as easy as poking a chopstick down the sides to make the dips, like sand bottle art. These are going to live with my mom & my brother for my nephew to play with. I'm sure my brother will at least get a kick out of it. :)
 These were all done with Kool-Aid... Green is Lemon-Lime, bright red is Cherry, and the darker red is Black Cherry :)



Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Opening Soon On Etsy...

Mah shop!
We've hit a rough spot, and I needed to do something so I feel like I'm contributing to the household, instead of just living here & eating all my husband's money. This has nothing to do with him, he thinks I'm a nut, but nonetheless, I need to do it for my own peace of mind. He said I don't need to do anything, especially because it's his student loans that are the problem.
So anyway, I'm making/gathering some stuff & things to sell. I have a set of coasters, a pair of earrings, and a crapton of fresh pine cones. As of this minute, there's nothing actually in the shop, but I hope to list some things later today.* Listed things, will be updated as more awesome things are made :D

Saturday, October 22, 2011

Witch City

Trip was... Eventful...? I guess you could say...
Nearly got T-boned by an old lady on the way in.
I had to pee SOOOO BAD!!! that I thought my bladder was going to explode while we drive around looking for a place to park. All the garages & lots were full.
Saw a port-a-potty, made Heather pull over to let me out while she kept searching, so she & I were separated for a bit, but found each other with the use of our cellphones. I ended up getting into the car a few blocks down.

Finally, after about another hour & a half of looking, we found someone who was leaving, so we waited for their spot. It was only a 2-hour spot, but we talked to the meter maid, to ask if she knew any other places to park...
She listed all the garages & lots we'd been to. She felt bad that we'd been looking so long, and told us that they stop ticketing at 5, and that was only a half an hour after the meter would expire. She insinuated that she "might forget" to check that lot, and we "maybe" wouldn't get a ticket if we "accidentally" stayed there too long.
Then when the other people were finally leaving, some wench tried to take our spot that we'd been waiting 15 minutes for. Almost had to get out of the car & have a throw-down.

After that, it was pretty much smooth sailing. We wandered around, shopped, took pictures, all that fun touristy stuff.



We also had tickets given to us by a couple who was leaving town for one of the Witch City attractions, so we chose to go to the wax museum.

But the crowning glory of our trip was this...


  Wait, wrong picture. Never mind.
Eh hem. Moving on.
I found a quilt shop! But it was closed. (insert super sad face here.) :( While I was pouting, one of the ladies inside came to the door, and asked if we'd like to come in, because I looked so sad...
HELLS YEAH I WOULD!!!
I was originally looking for Heather Ross prints, but they didn't have any in.
However, they did have the Alexander Henry Ghastlies! SQUEEEEEEEEE!!! While one of the ladies was cutting, she offered me the last 7/8th that they had of Ghastlie Evening!
HELLS YEAH I WANT IT!
So yeah. Score!



Saturday, September 10, 2011

Cheezus Bizkits

For anyone who doesn't know, I'm not Christian, and I don't wish to offend anyone. Ok, getting that out of the way...
I worship Cheezus. I am the High Priestess of Cheezus. In the Pantheon, we also have Saint Bacon, Saint Garlic and some assorted others. But Cheezus, Bacon and Garlic are the most important ones. You can worship Cheezus in his many forms of tasty noms. These are what is served during communion. Send donations to the Church of Cheezus to my PayPal account, thanks! Then we can haz more Bizkits! ^.^

You will need:
1 8 oz. rectangular block of your most favorite Cheeze. (We like to use Extra Sharp Cheddar, or Jalapeno Jack)
1 8 serving size of crescent rolls (Any brand, reduced fat variety)
Cooking spray
1 13x9 or similar pan
Tinfoil to line said pan
That's it. That's all you need. And... BEGIN!

Preheat oven to 350 degrees F.
While oven is preheating, get drunk. Ehhem. I mean...
Line your pan with tinfoil, and spray the bottom with cooking spray. Then...
CUT THE CHEEZE! (immature giggle) into 8 equal portions, approximately 1 oz each, like thus:

Then, open your rolls. (Mine 'sploded all over the place, so these came out all a mess, and no pictures)
Separate your rolls, then wrap the Cheeze.



After you've wrapped it, smush the sides together, so they form somewhat-evenly covered blocks.


Then, when you've wrapped & smushed, STABBY STAB STAB!!!


Ok, not really. Make nice pretty holes in the tops so you can see the Cheeze, and arrange them so they are equally distant from each other like you have OCD.



I sprinkled these ones with garlic powder for extra nomness.
Bake for 15 minutes, then turn the pan if your oven sucks like ours does, then bake for 6 more minutes.
Then comes the hard part. Waiting for the Cheeze Lava to cool, so you can eat them.

Voila! Cheezus Communion Bizkits! Some will always be 'splody, but that's ok. They are still totally nom.

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

More Random Stuff

I'm not exactly sure what I'm writing... so here's a picture of a kitty!

Our new kitty, to be exact. My mom... (love her to death, but she's an idiot sometimes) took in a kitty. Female. Not spayed. I TOLD her she was going to get kittens. The cat was preggo, and there would be kittens everywhere. I also told her that Mama Cat would have a calico, and it was MINE. Well, somehow, she forgot all that. So, kittens arrived, four of them. One was calico, one was the one above, and there were also two orange tabbies, which my aunt took. My freakin' brat of a sister decided she wanted to keep the calico kitteh. I want to bitch-slap my mom for forgetting what I said. So... We looked around a bit, but we couldn't find a home for Mr. Poe. Admittedly, we didn't try that hard. We were going to put up a poster at the hospital, but somehow, I never got around to making it. And then....
GW's ex wife happened.
Yeah, I know, it sounds like it doesn't have anything to do with my mom's unwanted kitten, but it does.
And this is how. 
X-Lady sends GW a Facebook message, asking if he could take one of the cats that they had when they were married. She's getting another divorce, and isn't sure if wherever she is moving to will take 3 cats. Could we find it in our hearts to take Sir Henley? GW says... Of course we can. And then says to me that it's not fair to say no to my mom, and yes to Ex-Lady. So... Kitteh count will be up to SEVEN, come Memorial Day weekend. 
So, here are some more pictures of Mr. Poe, who is adorable beyond words.




Blurry, because the little bugger never stops moving unless he's asleep.

Scoot & Mr. Poe


Scoot & Mr. Poe 2

Monday, April 18, 2011

Shamefully Neglected

Yes, I do mean my blog. Sorry, blog... :(

I've been busy with a growing Bibbit, making stuff, and planning on making stuff...
The little imp has decided to stop growing, so I've been doing a lot of feeding. He's dropped down from the 90th percentile, to the 10th. While this worries me, Dr. E says it's no big deal. I'm short, and TJ is skinny, so she wasn't expecting him to stay a bruiser forever. At 10 months, he weighs 17 lbs, 14 oz, and is 28.5 inches long... He hasn't gained even a full pound in 4 months. I feel like a bad mom, even though he eats EVERYTHING, and is always nomming me.

GW also let me have a year's worth of PonyIsland... So, I've been doing that, too. I loves me some ponies!! This one's my favorite so far... Her name is StarCloud Radiance, nicknamed Cloudy Day, and she's a Purrpony. SQUEEEE!!
I made this for GW... Bibbit's first "cruise" around the living room... I only had my phone to take pictures with (we left our camera battery chargers at the hotel when we went to PAX... DOH!) so they're a little fuzzy, but you get the idea.



I have to go back to being a mom now... That Bibbit keeps me busy! 

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

I Heart Ponies!

I love horses. I always have. Once upon a time, one of my uncles bought me a horse. I named her Sarah. She was old, and not much good for anything except (very) occasional rides, but I loved her to death. When she had to be put down, they didn't tell me the truth then. They just said she'd moved away, and I didn't learn what had actually happened until I was much older and able to take the real news without pitching an eternal fit. 
When I was younger, I also kept an extensive collection of My Little Ponies. They were really the only toys I ever played with. GW found me an online game a couple of years ago called Ponystars, which was recently cancelled. That made me very sad, as I had put many hours into breeding and dressing up my ponies. Their original creator still maintains the French version of the game, Poney Vallee. But they annoy me with their 20-day waiting time for foals to grow up. 

So ANYWAY.... The whole point of this post was that I made a new dipe. With PONIES!!!! I found the flannel in the remnants bin when I was looking for flannel for wipes... GW said I couldn't get it, because it was a John Deere print. He relented when I told him "But nothing wipes like a Deere!!" (He cracked up, 'cause he likes my dumb jokes.) The fabric grew on me as I made my wipes, so I saved enough for a diaper, too. It's also fully snapped, which is totally awesome! This is the first dipe I have that has all of them where they need to be, because I was able to put them on before the dipe was finished. The pictures make it look a little wonky, but I assure you, this is the best dipe I've made yet.